Halloween Speshul - Zombieninja the Heretic
But I celebrate anyway.
Seriously. It was a party for myself.
Few weeks ago, I pestered my parents into letting me go to the Halloween Superstore for zombie effects. I got two special effect latex wound types ('Gouged' and 'Chomped') some facepaint, some black hairspray, and some fake piercings. (Turns out I only used the facepaint and faux blood, because the fake wounds didn't stick to me, the black hairspray did NOT turn my hair black (Just a darker brown) and the piercings started to hurt my lip after a while.)
So after exceeding my budget by 5 dollars (Thanks dad, for spotting me.) I kept it in a safe place until today.
Today my parents went and bought me a few bags of candy, and I stood out in front and handed candy to the youngsters.
The first throng of people were polite and nice to me. In total, I only scared about 2 kids, and startled a handful of adults. (Everyone also thought I was a boy, but I didn't care. :P )
Then, later, it started getting cold so I went and donned my T-Shirt Ninja suit. (No, you don't get to see. >:P) But then the insolence became near intolerable as the older kids walked by and just laconically muttered "Trickrtreat..." While I was busily exerting my poor self and out of breath from hiding and fleeing and throwing candy at certain rude children. (There was this one rather chubby girl who just turned her nose up and me and just said in a stupid little curt voice "No thank you" just because I was hiding in the overgrown palm tree in our yard. Her equally fluffy brother commented on my costume. He got five hersheys chocolates.)
So, now I'm tired of waiting for people to walk up and demand my chocolate, some without a costume, some too ridiculously old to trick-or-treat (I believe 12 should be the cut-off year in my opinion.) and others to astoundingly rude to even deserve to walk in my yard. But overall, it was fun. I loved handing stuff to the small ones, and I like acting like a dork. Makes me happy.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOMAS. I'll have your picture up tomorrow. :D
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